if not, welcome to this trash heap i call a blog. send me some hate, it fuels my erection.
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
there are 30 tally marks on my arm.. i guess that’s how many drinks i’ve finished.. which would make sense because i don’t remember anything past 2 am.
how the fuck did i get home?
ow my head
all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”