apparently i've got some offensive opinions. you should probably stay away if you're an SJW or white knight or some shit.
if not, welcome to this trash heap i call a blog. send me some hate, it fuels my erection.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via illfiguresomethingoutsoon)

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

(via neuroticbabbler)

jetsetfuture:

Good luck sleeping tonight

(via nodddin)

there are 30 tally marks on my arm.. i guess that’s how many drinks i’ve finished.. which would make sense because i don’t remember anything past 2 am.

how the fuck did i get home?

ow my head

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

awwww-cute:

Where did my treat go?

(via nodddin)

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

bongsniffer:

all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”

(Source: awwww-cute, via nodddin)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dog Tumblr Posts

Want to see more?

Cat Tumblr Posts

(via neuroticbabbler)